ANGRY MOB

1. "Lump of labour" fallacy
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... not used to using their brains. ...

2. An old bigot
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... turning off their small brains. ...

3. 'You can't talk about immigration'
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... largely - I like to think - because their brain subconciously rejects them as bollocks. Look at the way she talks about claiming benefits for example: But there's too many people now who are vulnerable ...

4. A Richard Littlejohn fan writes...
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... or simply by the reader having a double-figure braincell count - at least we can vaguely understand them. As opposed to the incomprehensible gibberish you spout or your blog and in my comments section. ...

5. The PC Brigade & Dr Taj Hargey
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... they disapprove of. Well, what a way to roll out cliched and brainless arguments: society is lost without religion: prove it. Seems to me that we've had religion since ancient times and beyond and ...

6. Facebook Ruining Daughter's Future
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... I cannot be bothered to track down at the moment. It isn't just Facebook, but the Internet or social media in general that the Daily Mail despises. They argued that Twitter causes 'brain overload' and ...

7. Smearing the Dead with Richard Littlejohn
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... decent man in an unsuccessful effort to make yourself look edgy and heroic. A shame. Almost a full house there. Just a Dad's Army reference and a "you couldn't make it up", and you've had had the Littlebrain ...

8. Richard Littlejohn: Character Assassin
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... more attention recently, though Littlejohn apparently regards military service as the only form courage can take. Brainless machismo is far from dead at the Daily Mail. But Littlejohn's all-time greatest ...

9. Paul Dacre: old, going bald, very grey and has jowls like the Churchill dog
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He was once a sprightly young man who according to one eye witness 'would stalk through the newsroom... shouting "what the fuck is this, you cunt, there's not a fucking brain in this office" - tearing ...

10. Allison Pearson has no brain
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I really am starting to think that to be a Daily Mail columnist you have to have an almost complete lobotomy. During the procedure almost your entire brain is removed leaving just the ability to stab your ...

11. Dizzy Thinks and the Technically Brilliant Sun
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... investigating every story to the point where they had satisfied themselves that there was no story at all. This would not do. I called in one of the super-brains and and explained a philosophy that ...

12. Mail Online Invaded by Loony Left BBC-Lovers?
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... must be beyond stupid.   Naturally, Daily Mail parents' brains are wired up rather differently to always apportion blame on something other than some young people being utterly thick:   A ...

13. Too kind
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I think people are being too kind to churnalists. They assume that they unquestioningly type whatever their brain farts out. I, more cynically, believe that they actually do the research, find out the ...

14. Mail and Express jabbing readers with scare stories
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... and ends up with brain damage. The jab is being blamed only by the family, there seems to be no evidence to suggest a link otherwise the Daily Mail would clearly give it here. So the whole story is pointless ...

15. Littlejohn 'doesn't make it up'
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... get my massive detective brain around it and try to get to the bottom of it. It's amazing I go to this level of trouble unpaid, but what can I say, when duty calls I guess you gotta pick up that phone. ...

16. Who would we blame?
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The unemployed, prisoners, 'youths', the Scottish. They'll always be someone to blame. As to why we do that in the first place blame our brain structure. We like cause and effect, dislike complexity, ...

17. Victims and oppressors
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... rationalise why newspapers would desire to do this - what part of the brain are they trying to feed, what market are these myths being sold to - and he concludes that they are designed to: 'prompt outrage... ...

18. Jan Moir: I'm thinking she's a piece of shit
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... - if the answer is yes - you'd want to rip your brain out through your nose and kick it very hard into traffic. She is, quite simply, typical of the women-hating, smug, patronising no-nothing that populates ...

19. You're taking the piss, right?
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... rule are columnists, who for reasons of them being lazy, shit-for-brains twats can only base their columns on rubbish they read in the Mail. However, for the stock Daily Mail writer - in this case Angella ...

20. Disenfranchised: Beware of Littlejohn
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... you would barely recognise him from his gurning photograph. His hair is actually lank and grey, clinging to his scalp with the oozing puss that seeps from his rotting brain. Shit, blood and urine are sweated ...