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Wednesday, 13 May 2009 22:33 |
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Comment Moderators - YTS monkeys who watch for any anti-Mail or anti-Littlejohn diatribes. On Tuesdays and Fridays when Littlejohn's latest article is published, they lock the comment section down tighter than a duck's arse. However, smart people can get round the restrictions by posing as BNP members who seem to agree with LJ's rants, but then change their minds at the end and call him a fud.
Facebook - electronic devil-worshipping cult. All social networks are evil and full of paedophiles and German murderers. Responsible for 99.9% of teenage pregnancies and crime in Middle England.
MySpace - a great social network to be in. All creeps and paedos are filtered out using advanced mind-reading technology. MySpace is never criticised in any Mail columns as it is owned by Rupert Murdoch and would start a war with The Sun where no-one wins.
Jacqui Weems - professor of Neurosurgery at Oxford University. Her considered, well thought out comments are always welcome in any Mail comment thread. Definitely NOT of Polish ancestry. |