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Thursday, 14 May 2009 07:58 |
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Fat: The state of being not quite anorexic which affects beautiful Hollywood actresses, who nonetheless are still somewhat thinner than Liz Jones.
Liz Jones: Bridget Jones with money and less men.
Tax: Evil money-grabbing from the middle-class used to fund gays and social workers who steal kids to give to gays. Tax increases in particular are apocalyptic if they're levied on poor middle-class people earning a mere £150k +, however tax increases are not mentioned if they affect those on minimum wage (i.e. losers and chavs).
Struggling middle-class: a) A hard-working person who finds it difficult to send three kids to Eton on their £200k salary. b) A middle-class person whose house should be worth a million quid, but thanks to New Lie-Bour leftists it is worth a mere £900,000. c) Any middle-class person who has to pay evil tax increases. |