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Thursday, 14 May 2009 08:23
A-levels: a) Exams passed only by attractive 18 yr old girls. b) When those from the working-class or of a dusky complexion get three A grades in sciences & maths this proves the exams are useless and not worth the paper they're written on... however, when a minor member of the Royal Family gets two D's in Art History and Poetry this shows how incredibly clever the upper-classes are due to their superior genes. Sick: a) What chavs claim to be in order to get £500000 per month in benefits b) What any film is we don't like c) Anything gays get up to when they're not stealing people's kids Hard-working: Any job which nets the recipient over £100k a year and doesn't involve working for the BBC. This is in direct contrast to the non-hard-working masses in their pitiful 20k a year positions who obviously were too dim (or genetically challenged) to have passed their A-levels and are therefore relegated to a life of ersatz toil. Those with degrees who earn less than 100k either studied Basket-weaving at the Unversity of Katie Price OR are PC leftist public-sector scroungers. 50 inch plasma TV: What people on the dole buy with their benefits to watch Jeremy Kyle. Hard-working middle-class people cannot afford such fripperies due to the high cost of private education and BUPA.
 
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