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Holiday: a) Something hard-working middle-class people cannot afford due to Broon's tax grab. b) Something hard-working middle-class people have to go on every month in order to get away from Broon. c) A way to escape the foreigners in England.
Drugs: a) Substances taken by chavs because they're vermin and have no morals. b) Something taken by poor middle-class people because they are suffering under 12 years of ZaNuLabour and are under terrible pressure at work.
Stripper: Vile creature who takes clothes off to entertain perverts.
Lap dancer: Beautiful, often middle-class rebel who takes clothes off to entertain gentlemen in posh clubs.
Pornography: Sexual material that fuel's the lower order's sick perversions and is the cause of serial killers and teenage mums.
Erotica: Sexual material enjoyed by middle-class couples that helps spice-up their love lives. |