If one morning I walked on top of the water across the Potomac River, the headline that afternoon would read: "President Can't Swim."
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Thursday, 14 May 2009 08:53
Peaches Geldof: Someone we profess to hate but nonetheless have to feature several stories about every week (see also: gays, Madonna, Girls Aloud). CFLs: Compact fluorescent lamps - a device invented by communists and forced on us by global warming hoaxers. CFLs cause headaches, cancer, and are so gloomy 95% of the population regularly fall over in the dark and have to risk flesh-eating bugs in an NHS hospital to get their injuries treated. CFLs also emit clouds of mercury when switched on which causes brain-poisoning and makes sufferers vote New Lie-Boor. France: a) Country of cowardly garlic-eating strikers who make hard-working British holidaymakers lives a misery. b) A great place to buy property c) Home of Mrs Sarcozy - she's lovely, isn't she? Just like Jackie Kennedy but with nudie pictures...
 
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