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Thursday, 14 May 2009 10:34 |
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Baby: A drain on the tax-payer brought into the world by parents who are either teenagers or foreign.
Child: The result of the union between two loving, middle-class, married parents.
British Telecom: Before 1997 this was a stunning British success story which showed how Queen Margaret's privatisation policies would lead to cutting-edge business practices and healthy profits for shareholders. Since 1997 they've ripped off the public and raked in huge profits while providing a terrible service.
'New Universities': Policy brought in by John Major where polytechnics could call themselves universities while still providing a world-class standard of education for those who choose a more practical profession such as electrical engineering. Since 1997 they have become an example of how getting rid of the old 'Polys was a disasterous result of left-wing social engineering.
Teenage girls: In the past teenage girls would learn how to cook and spend their spare time reading classics by the Brontes or Austen. However, since the arrival of the Blairite junta with their policies of condoms for everyone, teenage girls have mutated into evil harlots whose only goals in life are having sex at bus-stops and claiming benefits. Furthermore they wear often highly inappropriate clothing more suited to a Milanese street-walker and thus become targets of paedophile. We know this because we feature stories every week about 'girls who grow up too fast' and put nice big colour pictures of them showing their legs & other bits in our web edition just to show how disgusting it is. |
