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Thursday, 14 May 2009 11:01 |
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Lad's Mags: It has been alleged by PC liberals such as Claire Short that during the time of Queen Margaret one could purchase newspapers containing pictures of bare-breasted 16yr old girls - something that would be illegal these days. Furthermore many of these girls apparently became famous and 'Page 3 stars'. However, this is all a great myth. Pictures of naked girls didn't appear in Britain until the arrival of 'Lads Mags' a few years ago. These magazines have - combined with computer games and the Internet - created a nation of paedophiles and Labour voters are are yet another reason why Britain has gone to the dogs.
Wind turbines: Bird-killing machines of death designed to produce as little electricity as possible. Part of the conspiracy that stops the UK opening more coal-fired power stations to compete with other countries.
Coal-mining: Useless old industry put out of its misery by the reforming Conservative government of the 1980s.
Evolution: Invented by the well-known Communist Charles Darwin in order to subvert religion and pretend mankind is descended from Chimps. Gave us the nonsensical term 'survival of the fittest'.
Business: A competitive marketplace designed to produce wealth. Business is a tough game and only the fittest survive.
Chavs: Chavs breed with other chavs and produce chavlings, thus diluting the gene pool and devolving the species. You see Darwin was right - but only about chavs. |