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Career woman: Bitter thirtysomething female who stole a job off a hardworking man thanks to Feminazi employment policies. All career women are unhappy because they have yet to reproduce and so spend their spare time experimenting with perversions such as Sex & the City DVDs and lesbianism. Due to rampant promiscuity most career women will be unable to have children - which serves them right.
Cocaine: Killer drug used for recreation by hippies and career women going through their party phase. Cocaine should be banned for many reasons - not least because people take it to enhance their sexual performance.
Viagra: Wonder drug used to enhance the sexual performance of hardworking middle-class men. Occasionally kills a few, but never mind.
Ravers (bad): Hippies and dole scum who dance in fields and take drugs.
Ravers (good): David & Samantha Cameron and their law-abiding friends who experienced the second Summer of Love in the 1980s and the dancetastic early 90s.
Melanie Phillips: Journalist (of sorts) who has made a good living writing exactly the same article (but changing around a few words) every couple of days for the past decade (see also: Richard Littlejohn, Jonathan Cainer). Believes conspiracy theories are nonsense apart from the true one where the evil Muslim empire is going to team up with gays and social workers to take over Britain and enslave its inhabitants.
PC: Pornography-Consuming device. A machine containing silicon chips that is designed to turn our children into deviants. Scientific research has shown that within 15 seconds of exposure to a PC some 99.98% of teenagers develop an addiction to BangBus and Abbey Winters videos. Either that or they go on Facebook - which is just as bad. |
