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Thursday, 14 May 2009 20:04 |
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Film and videogame violence: Film and videogame violence causes children to act out sick fantasies such as painting themselves yellow and cannibalising defenceless ghosts, running over Hari Krishnas in a stolen car or slicing off the ears of local gangsters. However, the effect of violence is amerliorated if the film/game in question is made by a patriotic conservative member of the acting profession such as Mel Gibson, Rocky Stallone or the Governator.
Gang member: Black teenager.
Knife-wielding thug: Black teenager.
Innocent victim of stupid PC 'laws': Farmer who shoots fleeing gypsy burglar in the back.
America: A country which proves millions of people with different cultures and nationalities can live together in peace and democratic harmony.
The EU: A failed superstate experiment created by Hitler or Communists (we can't really remember) that proves millions of people with different cultures and nationalities cannot be forced to live together in peace and democratic harmony.
Guns: Should be legalalised as soon as they ban computer games and Tarantino films. Guns don't kill people - rappers do. |