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Saturday, 16 May 2009 18:59 |
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Caroline Flint - Member of Parliament who by rights we should hate - her crimes include being female, being a member of ZaNuLieboor and parading around flashing her legs. Unfortunately she has a certain 'effect' on many of our male readers and as such we must feature regular colour pictures of her wearing short dresses to keep our circulation up (and our male readers up).
Sex tourism - when filthy men go abroad to have sex with young women.
Shirley Valentine holiday - when respectable middle-class women go abroad to have sex with young men.
Dita Von Teese - woman who models underwear and as such is important enough to regularly feature on our web-site. We promise we've never done a Google search for that lesbian film she was in, honestly.
History - Before socialist indoctination through our teaching colleges, history lessons consisted of the learning of some 14,000 seperate dates along with the transmission of much important information about the British Empire to generations of eager students. Nowadays it has been replaced by discussions on slavery and GCSE coursework asking teenagers to write essays about 'Do you think Anne Frank got really bored being stuck in that Attic with no iPod?'.
Mathematics - When O-Levels were around and calculators banned in the classroom the average 16 yr old in Britain could easily work out partial differential equations in their head and would spend many a happy Sunday (after church) calculating how the paths of asteroids were deflected by the gravitational field of Jupiter. Nowadays a typical 25yr old PHd in 'Applied mathematics' has difficulty working out how much change they'll get from £20 if they buy a round in the pub for two of their friends. Proper maths was killed by socialists.
Little Britain - Disgusting show featuring base-level humour and consisting of the chief players dressing up in female & other outrageous attire pretending to be characters such as lewd women and so-called 'gays'. Example of how political correctness has ruined the BBC.
Dick Emery Show - Classic 1970s telly where Dick would play hilarious characters including a busty blonde and a amusingly camp homosexual. Example of how good British television was before the PC crowd got at it.
Privacy - the state of being not spied-upon by Broon's Stalinist speed-cameras and bin police. Privacy is a fundamental right of all law-abiding citizens.
Suri Cruise - Three year old tot who has famous parents so we can happily take hundreds of pictures while following her round all day. If she wants privacy then she should tell her mum and dad to stop making films. |
