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Monday, 18 May 2009 12:23 |
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Cyrus, Miley - despite the fact she's just 16, the Mail quite likes printing scantily-clad pictures of her on the beach. However, this is definitely not to sell copy to potential "pedofiles!!" , horny teenagers and lairy old men. Mr Dacre would like to point out that the Daily Mail considers itself above the likes of The Sun, who printed a picture of a 15 year old Charlotte Church with heaving breasts and awarded her "Rear Of The Year" at 16. Miley Cyrus is too fat, anyway.
Jones, Liz - owns a 42-acre estate in the country, drives a BMW, and yet can't get laid. She bemoans her single status every week, all while letting the reader know how rich and (italics) "upper-clerse" (end italics) she is. Liz Jones singledom is suspected to be due to the fact she has a face like a bulldog licking piss off a nettle |