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Couple of words

Tuesday, 19 May 2009 12:21

Food police: A sinister new-Lieburr cabal whose mission is to tell the British people what to eat. For example, the Food Police will say to the corporations which make our meals "Please don't put enough salt to poison an elephant in ready meals & crisps" demonstrating how leftists want to take culinary choices away from the British people. Surely if hard-working taxpayers want to eat 25 packets of crisps a day due to depression caused by the socialist dictatorship they endue, then that is their prerogative? Nazi Quota: Whilst downmarket tabloids have a 'Boobs quota' to pull in viewers, the Mail has a nazi quota. This means that every week the paper must feature stories about WW2, which are thinly-disguised puff pieces for the Third Reich, despite the obligatory "The nazis were really bad, honest" bit at the end. For example nazi quota stories point out how nice Hitler's artwork was, how good business was in Paris for tarts when the SS came and express their appreciation for the wonderful architecture designed by Albert Speer. Fermi Paradox: Legendary physicist Enrico Fermi posed the question 'if the universe is full of intelligent beings, then where are they?' This simple conundrum has inspired scientists to search for life on other planets. However, commenters on the Daily Mail's website knows the answer - the aliens are hiding because they're dismayed at what Gordon Broon has done to England.

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