ANGRY MOB

Johann Hari:

I feel very sorry for Richard Littlejohn. He is mentally ill. He’s absolutely obsessed with homosexuality… I mean, he thinks about gay sex more than I do. He actually thinks gay people are going to come and try to convert him. He writes most of his Mail columns from a gated mansion in Florida. He hates this country and knows nothing about it

The Friday Thing:

Richard Littlejohn is a cunt.

 

Actually, no. We take that back. Richard Littlejohn is a CUNT. A loathsome, nauseating, uppercase CUNT. And if you think this is ill-conceived, infantile ranting, you should at least be happy that we're not being paid £800,000 a year to make it up. Furthermore, if you disagree, and think he is anything less than a CUNT, you are wrong, and probably Nick Griffin. If you think however, that he is so *obviously* a CUNT that it really doesn't need spelling out, you may have a point.

Mr Eugenides:

snivelling piece of shit that masquerades as a journalist...

If you're reading this, Dick - because you strike me as the sort of person that spends the small hours of the morning googling your own name while you summon up the strength for another fruitless half hour tugging at your stubby little cock, hoping that the memory of the last female to touch it, that ugly, pigtailed little girl in the primary school playground oh so many years ago, will finally get the damn thing to twitch into life - then read this:

You are an utterly worthless cunt.

You are less valuable, 'in the scheme of things', than the little solidified fragment of shit that I had to pick off one of my arsehairs yesterday morning.

Were you to be strangled in the woods - speed the day! - your death would attract a fraction of the coverage accorded to those women in Ipswich, and rightly so. The small cadre of narrow-minded, thin-lipped bigots who had greeted your weekly outpouring of vile, steaming horseshit in the Mail every week with knowing nods, and who consequently mourned your passing, would be dwarfed in numbers by the queues of people who would come in their thousands from all over the country to defaecate, giggling, on your freshly filled grave.

Keep your hands off your inert little cock, you hateful cunt, I'm not finished.

As for your corpse itself, I could think of no more fitting fate than for a few dozen of the 'deviants' you so hated to dig it up at dead of night and then take turns to ritually violate your worthless arse. You are scum, and your only contribution to society is to remind the rest of us that, no matter how low we may stoop, none of us will never be as big a cunt as you are.

Fuck off and die in a fire.

Urban 75:

Rumoured to be a corpulent, jowl-faced, baggy-eyed, racist, pompous, cowardly, shit-novel writing twat, this scumbag 'journalist' delivers so many rants about homosexuals it makes you wonder if he's hiding something....

 Uncyclopedia:

Generally accepted to be an arse, Richard Faeces Littlejohn (Pron: Cunt) is primarily known for his columns in various British conservative magazines such as The Daily Mail and comics such as The Sun. Popular with nobody really, since even his fellow rightwingers hate him, Littlejohn has nevertheless managed to make successive governments see sense and change their policies with his well-researched, well-argued and highly adult critiques of their policies. He is deeply attached to Britain which is why he lives in the United States (actually Florida, a swear word for Littlejohn as a result, and home of the other rednecks).

Is everything shit:

Richard Littlejohn is quite hard done by. I don’t just mean the way he looks – that face and so on. People can be really very rude about him. These people go around saying the million-a year Mail columnist is ‘just a greasy homophobic shithouse’. They say he’s the sort of unmitigated nasty person who could suggest we should be pleased if refugees drown on their way to Britain.

‘What a cunt.’ That is what these people say.

But what is clear from Mr Littlejohn’s articles (he often expounds on the matter), and what might go some way to explaining his advanced level of anxiety and social fear, is that he is under constant pressure from gay people – or, if you will, ‘proselytising homosexuals and lesbians’ who are forever ‘recruiting outside schoolgates’. The country is being increasingly gripped by an all-pervasive, creeping, fully gay conspiracy, chock full of men whose only wish is to give Richard Littlejohn a good bumming.

It’s ‘poovery’. They want, quite literally, to touch his little john.

The Daily Mail Tendency:

an out and out, selfish, ignorant and dick-headed cunt

Labourboy:

one of the most odious little turds being paid to talk nonsense around

James O'Malley:

I hate you. I think you’re a cunt. I hope you’re vain enough to search Technorati for yourself so that you see this. If I had the energy, I’d list a series of reasons explaining why I would happily starve you of oxygen and stamp on your face whilst wearing a boot with nails for studs

The enemies of reason:

not just a prick, but a coward as well